An oldie but goodie…
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says “He’s very rich, marry him”.
That’s Advertising
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and ask for her telephone number. The next day you call and say “Hi, I’m very rich, marry me”.
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door of the car for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say “By the way, I’m rich. Will you Marry Me?”.
That’s Public Relations.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and before you say “I’m rich, Marry me!”, your wife arrives.
That’s restriction for entering new markets.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say “I am very rich, Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say “I am very rich, marry me!”. She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say “I am very rich, marry me!”. And she introduces you to her husband.
That’s a demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes along and tells her “I’m rich, will you marry me?” and she goes with him –
That’s competition eating into your market share.
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. She walks up to you and says “You are very rich, can you marry me?”.
